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我们再也回不到过去Light up your life! 1月31日 农历12月25农历12月25是我的农历生日，如果按农历算年纪，虽然还没有到30岁，但是也快了。贴上这首歌看来是比较适合的。
预祝各位朋友新年快乐，在外面奔波的朋友们不要累坏了，还有要小心大雪，注意防冻啊。 寂寞难耐 总是平白无故的 难过起来 然而大伙都在 笑话正是精彩 怎么好意思 一个人走开 不是没有想过 随便谈个恋爱 一天又过一天 三十岁就快来 往后的日子 怎么对自己交待 寂寞难耐 寂寞难耐 爱情是最辛苦的等待 爱情是最遥远的未来 时光不再 啊 时光不再 只有自己为自己喝彩 只有自己为自己悲哀 虽然曾经有过 很多感情的债 对于未来的爱 还是非常期待 这一次我的心情 不高不低不好不坏 11月12日 Don't love you no more (Acoustic)[VERSE 1] [CHORUS] [VERSE 2] [CHORUS] [BRIDGE] [CHORUS 2X] 10月23日 How to get the most from your IT Dept..... (For all Users)
1. When you call us to have your computer moved, be sure to leave it buried under half a ton of postcards, baby pictures, stuffed animals, dried flowers, darts trophies and children's art. We don't have a life, and we find it deeply moving to catch a fleeting glimpse of yours.
2. Don't write anything down. Ever. We can play back the error messages from here.
3. When an I.T. person says he's coming right over, go for coffee. That way you won't be there when we need your password. It's nothing for us to remember 300 screen saver passwords.
4. When you call the help desk, state what you want, not what's keeping you from getting it. We don't need to know that you can't get into your mail because your computer won't power on at all.
5. When I.T. support sends you an E-Mail with high importance delete it at once. We're just testing.
6. When an I.T. person is eating lunch at his desk, walk right in and spill your guts right out. We exist only to serve.
7. Send urgent email all in uppercase. The mail server picks it up and flags it as a rush delivery.
8. When the photocopier doesn't work, call computer support. There's electronics in it.
9. When you're getting a NO DIAL TONE message at home, call computer support. We can fix your telephone line from here.
10. When you have a dozen old computer screens to get rid of, call computer support. We're collectors.
11. When something's wrong with your home PC, dump it on an I.T. person's chair with no name, no phone number and no description of the problem. We love a puzzle.
12. When an I.T. person tells you that computer screens don't have cartridges in them, argue. We love a good argument.
13. When an I.T. person tells you that he'll be there shortly, reply in a scathing tone of voice: "And just how many weeks do you mean by shortly?" That motivates us.
14. When the printer won't print, re-send the job at least 20 times. Print jobs frequently get sucked into black holes.
15. When the printer still won't print after 20 tries, send the job to all 68 printers in the company. One of them is bound to work.
16. Don't learn the proper name for anything technical. We know exactly what you mean by "my thingy blew up".
17. Don't use on-line help. On-line help is for wimps.
18. If the mouse cable keeps knocking down the framed picture of your dog, lift the computer and stuff the cable under it. Mouse cables were designed to have 20kg of computer sitting on top of them.
19. If the space bar on your keyboard doesn't work, blame it on the mail upgrade. Keyboards are actually very happy with half a pound of muffin crumbs and nail clippings in them.
20. When you get a message saying "Are you sure?" click on that Yes button as fast as you can. Hell, if you weren't sure, you wouldn't be doing it, would you?
21. When you find an I.T. person on the phone with his bank, sit uninvited on the corner of his desk and stare at him until he hangs up. We don't have any money to speak of anyway.
22. Feel perfectly free to say things like "I don't know nothing about that computer crap". We don't mind at all hearing our area of professional expertise referred to as crap.
23. When you need to change the toner cartridge in a printer, call I.T. support. Changing a toner cartridge is an extremely complex task, and Hewlett-Packard recommends that it be performed only by a professional engineer with a master's degree in nuclear physics.
24. When you can't find someone in the government directory, call I.T. Support.
25. When you have a lock to pick on an old file cabinet, call I.T. Support. We love to hack.
26. When something's the matter with your computer, ask your secretary to call the help desk. We enjoy the challenge of having to deal with a third party who doesn't know anything about the problem.
27. When you receive a 30mb (huge) movie file, send it to everyone as a mail attachment. We've got lots of disk space on that mail server.
28. Don't even think of breaking large print jobs down into smaller chunks. Somebody else might get a chance to squeeze a memo into the queue.
29. When an I.T. person gets on the lift pushing £100,000 worth of computer equipment on a cart, ask in a very loud voice: "Good grief, you take the lift to go DOWN one floor?!?" That's another one that cracks us up no end.
30. When you lose your car keys, send an email to the entire company. People out in Pofadder like to keep abreast of what's going on.
31. When you bump into an I.T. person at the grocers on a Saturday, ask a computer question. We do weekends.
32. Don't bother to tell us when you move computers around on your own. Computer names are just a cosmetic feature.
33. When you bring your own personal home PC for repair at the office, leave the documentation at home. We'll find all the settings and drivers somewhere. 5月19日 夜半,楼上传来叫床声 (zt)其实叫床一词用在这里并不贴切，应该是床叫，为什么那么说？那是因为我写作有个嗜好，总爱蒙人。
楼上是个出租房，每年进进出出的房客不知换了多少。可最近来了一对小两口，不能不引起我的关注。 自从他们进来后，每到晚上十一二点，楼上就显得很不安分。当然我不是千里耳，我决不会去偷听人家两口子的私事。可那每晚的床叫声总是把我从思考中搅醒，那床发出的一阵阵有节律的叫声声声入耳，直叫人心中烦热，尤其是那最后面的动作，节律快得几乎是震耳欲聋。让人透不过气来。真不愧是新时代的年轻人啊，功夫了得！张艺谋的“功夫”到他这里也是小菜一碟！ 按理说，我们都是人嘛，对这事是可以理解的。人性嘛，无可非议。自己偶尔也喜好追求这种最佳效果，就是在自己文章里也会经常上演。再者，偶尔听听那种声音也能激发激发创作灵感，有何不可？我那几部被文坛叫好的长篇不就是偷听隔壁新婚小林的叫床声才一气呵成的吗！ 可是，这两口也太放肆了，这简直是扰民啊。你们想追求效果也无防，换一张好一点的钢精床不就行了吗？干吗非得吊人家的胃口，拽着人家一起享受呢？我已是人到中年了，经不起那种“折腾”了，再者我是个写手，每晚都要工作到深夜，大部分时间都要爬格子，可不比你们潇洒，整天都能在床上“爬”，看来你们是诚心要让我羡慕死呵！。 楼上正欢时，我心中难耐，便喊醒睡梦中的妻子。妻子很不高兴地望着我，一脸的不解。我指指楼上，妻子就丢了一句：你也上去接着叫吧！便倒头睡去。 这一夜我什么也没干，心中却有了一种涟猗。我是不是要感谢上帝的恩赐？因为这栋楼里就我能享受这种优厚的待遇。 第二天晚上十一点刚过，楼上更是过之而无不及。我意乱情迷，一个人呆呆地，点上一支烟，靠在我那好久没叫的床上。一面欣赏着熟睡的妻子，一边倾听那楼上免费的交响乐。心中浮想联翩。 妻子又被我弄醒。我温柔地喊着妻子的名字，她却不答，只是回了一句：你中邪啦？就再也不理我了。我一阵失望。 这一夜又是无眠。 白天，我开始注意楼上的那对活宝了，尤其是那个女的。 到了第三天深夜，楼上又是如法炮制。这一次还添了新花样，途中可能战斗到地板上了，只听楼板咚咚地山响。我有点害怕，担心两口子会把楼底贯穿。但转念一想，塌下来也好，我想看看那娘们在那一刻是个啥俊俏模样，哈哈！ 我的心不能再无动于衷了，否则就要得出什么病来不可。如果眼下是个战乱年代该有多好，就凭我这身架，我一上楼那小子还不乖乖让床！ 我在房间里不停地踱步，声音踩得劈啪作响。可又担心把妻子吵醒。 妻子的觉还是被我搅黄了。她看看我象个热锅上的蚂蚁，又朝楼上瞄了瞄，嚷开了：你变态呀？你看你都四十好几的人了。。。。。。你那时不也一样嘛！ 我申辩说，你明天还是去和那娘们说说吧，叫她们悠着点，别扰民。否则我什么也干不成！ 这事你叫我怎么说？人家不骂你神经病才怪呢！要不就是把人家吓跑了，反说你是怪物！妻子反驳。 我一头扎进被窝里，蒙头便睡。 此后，白天我开始守在门口，好奇地等待着她的出现。当然，为了防止妻子误会，我选在妻子离家的时候进行。 一阵轻盈的脚步声传来，我便装着要出门的样子，微笑着和她招呼：你好！刚来的吧？ 她腼典一笑，点点头算是回答。 我乘机一瞧，啊！这女人竟有这般的姿色！除了脸上的憔悴之外，无可挑剔。 以后我们是邻居了，有事请关照。 在她走下楼梯的时候我追上一句。其实这句话的潜台词是我要关照你，我比你男人更棒。 晚上，妻子对我说，她见到楼上那女的了，她要我们以后多多关照。我急忙问：你说了吗？那怕是暗示一下也行啊。 其实我现在更不愿意要她说了。 妻子笑笑：第一次见面哪能乱说呀，不过我看得出这女人很善良，长得也不错，就是有一脸的疲劳。 我说那还不疲劳？每晚都坚持工作到深夜，那叫性爱综合症！ 不过，我早迟还是要提醒一下的，免得你这位大作家患上老年躁动症。哪一天跑到人家闺房里被警察抓了，那可是中国文坛的巨大损失啊！妻子调侃。 是夜安静。再是夜还是安静。过了一周，楼上依然风平浪静。 我心里突然空荡荡的，象有种被抛弃的感觉。于是每逢妻子不在时我又蹬守门前，扑捉那熟悉的脚步声。 你好！上班啊？这回她的脸上没有了腼典，笑起来的样子比上次好看多了，也没了憔悴。 可我心想，这几天是怎么啦？老公出差？不然怎么没有了憔悴呢？那男人我可从没见过呀？ 晚上我把这一情况通报妻子。妻子也有同感：女人就是受不了男人的夜夜折腾，这个我深有体会！------楼上这男人是个啥样我也没见过。 我说恐怕静不了几天，不信走着瞧。也许男人不在家。要是真的不叫了可能就有外遇，床不叫未必是件好事啊。 正议论间，忽然楼上“吱呀”床声大作。我和妻子面面相觑。看看钟还不到九点。今天怎么啦？是不是出差刚回呀？我想一定是吧！不然不会这么急的。妻子也这么猜测着。 眼看楼上的床就要掉下来的时候，我听到有人在敲门。是谁这么缺德呀，偏在这时来捣乱，是否也惊动了隔壁？人家的耐性可远没有我们好啊。 我正在疑惑，门被敲得山响。我仔细一听，竟是我家的门。 我不耐烦的一开门，啊——！楼上的那位漂亮女人一脸的焦急，两只泪眼惊慌失措：麻烦你大哥快帮帮我，我家老公又发病了快不行了，帮我把他送到医院吧！ 我急忙抓起电话拨通了急救，然后一个箭步冲到楼上。眼前的情景把我和妻子惊呆了。 我们来不及多想，慌忙帮那女人收拾东西去医院。 在医院，妻子陪着那个女人没有离开，我也一夜未归，担心女人有什么急事忙不过来。 女人向妻子诉说着她的不幸：他在一次车祸中失去一条腿，大脑也受到刺激，落下了后遗症，加上他本来就有癫痫的毛病，经常深夜发作，口吐白沫，全身颤抖，发疯的样子很可怕，有时从床上掉到地上，床都弄坏了好几张啊 。 当妻子用疑惑而又同情的眼神看着她时，她很快领悟了妻子的心思：我们有那么多年的感情，很深的，我也很爱他，你叫我怎么忍心抛下他呢？呜呜——！即使守他一辈子，我——也——不后悔。。。。。。女人已泣不成声。 望着眼前的这位女人，我和妻子突然有种惭愧。妻子紧紧抓住女人的手，禁不住泪流满面，我站在一旁，被他们感染着，心里却在骂自己：你是一个混蛋小人！ 5月13日 Working like a dogCheck it Out~~
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